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Every human is weird. We simply document it. And create official field gear for wonderfully niche humans to wear.

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WEIRDO Field Gear

T-shirts and apparel for wonderfully niche humans.

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A beige and black illustrated cabinet labeled 'WEIRDO Field Guide' with the text 'RESEARCH INSTITUTE FILING CABINET.' A drawer pulls open to reveal a vintage brass cabinet label reading 'NEW SPECIES' and 'FIELD NOTES,' with a paper slip inserted above.

WEIRDO Field Notes

Our official records of Weirdos observed in the wild.

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Early sightings, strange behaviours and ongoing field research.

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Drawer Front of the Human-Alien WEIRDO Field Note #003
WEIRDO Field Note #003: Human-Alien

Human-Aliens sometimes suspect they landed on the wrong planet. Field Note #003 documents this curious species: baffled by normal human behaviour, wildly excited by things others barely notice, and instantly at home when they encounter another Human-Alien.

Drawer Front of the Animal Whisperer WEIRDO Field Note #002
WEIRDO Field Note #002: Animal Whisperer

Meet the Animal Whisperer who has an unusual talent for negotiating with creatures who have no formal obligation to cooperate. They consult, persuade and occasionally strike deals, while quietly judging humans according to one important metric: whether the animals like them.

Drawer front of the Bird Whisperer Field Note #001
WEIRDO Field Note #001: Bird Whisperer

Meet the Bird Whisperer, a wonderfully niche human whose attention is permanently hijacked by birds. From greeting pigeons to defending seagulls and carrying emergency bird seed, this is one of humanity's most delightful species.
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Animal Whisperer Weirdo Tee
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Archaeology Weirdo Tee
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Bird Whisperer Weirdo Tee
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Human-Alien Weirdo Tee
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Original Human Weirdo Tee
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Stationery Weirdo Tee
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Total Chess Weirdo Tee
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Ultimate Yarn Weirdo Tee
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WEIRDO Embroidered Beanie
£28.00 GBP
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Halloween Ghost Weirdo Tee
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Halloween Vampire Weirdo Tee
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Halloween Zombie Weirdo Tee
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